As I mature

I have learned that you cannot make someone love you!
All you can do is stalk them and hope that they panic and give they give in!
I’ve learned that no matter how much you care, some people are just assholes!
I’ve learned that it takes years to build trust and it only takes suspicion not proof, to destroy it!
I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes, after that you better have a big willey or huge boobs!
I have learned that you shouldn’t compare your self to others, they are more screwed up than you think!
I’ve learned you can keep vomiting long after you finished!
I’ve learned that no matter how hot and steamy the passion is it will fade and there better be a lot of money to take its place!
I’ve learned that 99% of the time when something! Doesn’t work at your house one of your kids did it!
I’ve learned that the ones that matter most to you are taken away too soon, and the ones that don’t matter never go away!
Plagiarized by troy