from the mouths of babes

A little girl asked” Teacher what is your Korean name? “well I don’t speak Hangeul (Korean).she said” your name should be Kim Jin jung.” and then another kid said” it should be Kim dae young. “What are you guys telling me I think you are trickin me. “No teacher we no trick!” wait I can write my name in Korean its.

And much to their surprise I wrote in Korean characters ooohh wow Tloy (remember there is no r sound so the closest we can come with is the Tl blend) they were quite impressed, but that is your English name spelled in Korean. No I know what my name should be sumyonghguy the classed said “what?” so I repeat sumyonghguy puzzled looks come across their faces wait let me write it in English some….young….guy. Then the first little girl looks up quite puzzled “but Troy teacher your not young?” God i hate kids!

The dog father

This could be simply the most beautiful thing I have seen in a long time .the god father of all junk food please click on the picture if you can’t see it my friend nick holding a corn dog wrapped in French fries, yes French fries and crinkle cut fries at that. We were drink beer out in front of my apt when my neighbor rolls in from Soule and hand us two of them I swear I started crying on the spot. And please remember that while alcohol can make you a little emotional remember it’s a corndog wrapped in French fries for the love of god! And never post drunk.
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Peace

I am like Batman olny drunker

As I have said I have been taking it easy on the account of my bacterial bronchitis
So that means I go home early than everyone which is about 2 in the morning instead of the usual 5 or six in the morning. I went to the bat man bar on Saturday, yes I said the batman bar this will cause much envy among my nerdy friends, I was walking around downtown Suji and like a light from heaven I saw it. The bat signal and like any comic collecting video game playing computer nerd I had to inspect one cause I like batman and two maybe he is busy and I could get some action luckily it wasa bar so I just got more drunk. But at least I got home before the sun came up!

to sick to post but i 'll drink to that!

Well I have been pretty sick for about three weeks
And I haven’t posted in that time but I am on the mend so here we go, we went rafting 2 weeks ago, really small rapids but it was fun to splash around in the water (which probably add to my bronchitis) then we had the monthly meeting where they pat all the teachers on the back and have a pep rally. then it was time to eat and drink bbq pork and beer and sujo, are you familiar with sujo will eventually kill everyone in Korea it is the local booze while it is only about 50 proof it has no flavor what so ever and goes down way to easy to compound the problem it only cost about 90 cents a bottle yes I said 90 it is cheaper than an ice cream bar! We had a blast